Tese takazviita pane imwe nguva. Uye isu tese takambobatwa navo pane imwe nguva. Dzimwe nguva vanosetsa, vamwe kwete zvakanyanya, asi vanotishandira kuti tiseke neshamwari kana kurwisa kufinhwa. Are the foni pranks. Kune akawanda mazano, uye isu takaaunganidza mune ino post.
Enda mberi, isu hatisi mhosva yekuti uyo anogamuchira joke anoitora zvakanaka kana zvakaipa. Isu tinokusiya iwe kuti usarudze kuna ani, nenzira ipi uye nesimba rakadii iro "nyasha" dzinoitwa. nekuti tose tinoda kuseka uye kuva nenguva inofadza asi havasi vese vanokwana zvinhu izvi nenzira imwechete.
Zviripachena, zvinogara zvichikurudzirwa kufona kubva kunhamba yakavanzika, kuitira kuti tisaratidze kuzivikanwa kwedu. Pano tinotsanangura sei kudana kubva yakavanzwa nhamba
Chimwe chinhu chakakosha chekubudirira kwefoni prank ndeye vane humwe hunhu hwekuita. Isu tinofanirwa kuziva maitiro ekuita basa redu nemazvo uye nekugutsikana. Nenzira iyi chete tichakwanisa kuvhiringidza "vakabatwa" vedu.
Pizza kutumira
Foni prank mazano: kuendesa pizza
A classic. Iyo prank ndeye kunyepedzera kunge munhu anoendesa chikafu. Tinofonera shamwari yedu kana munhu akabatwa kuti azvizivise izvozvo order yako iri pamusuwo. Paanotiudza, achishamisika, kuti haana chaakumbira chero chinhu, isu tichaomerera pane yedu shanduro. Hurukuro yacho inogona kuenda seizvi:
"Mhoro, ndini mudhara wepizza. Ndiri pano, pane portal, asi hapana anondivhurira.
"Asi hapana pizza yandahodha."
"Ko sei usina kuhodha pizza?" Ndiri kufonera nhamba dzawasiya pawaisa order yako parunhare.
-Hazvigoni kudaro.
-Tarisa, pizza inodhura €25. Uchaibhadhara here kana kuti kwete? Ini handisi kuzobva pano kusvika ndabhadhara.
Hurukuro inogona kuenderera mberi ne kutsamwa kuchikura ne fake pizza chef, kuisa kumanikidza kune akabatwa prank kuti vazopedzisira varasikirwa netsinga yavo. Ehe, kana asvika pamusuwo kuti abhadhare pizza kana kutarisana nemurume wekubereka, hapana chaanowana kunze kwekuseka kwakawanda.
Wafonera musikana wangu here?
Foni majee mazano: Ndiani anofonera musikana wangu?
Nokuda kwejee iri unofanira kuzviisa mubasa re mukomana ane godo. Uye zvishoma zvehasha, kana tichida kupa kudanwa zvishoma zvinonhuwira. Pane mumwe munhu anosimbirira kufonera musikana kana mukomana wedu uye zvinotinetsa zvikuru. Hurukuro yacho inogona kuenda seizvi:
-Mhoro. Musikana wangu arikufonerwa nefoni iyi ndoda kuziva arikumufonera. Ndakafona mufoni make ukadavira. Unodei? Sei uchifonera musikana wangu nguva dzese?
Pasinei nekuita kwemunhu watinodana, tinofanira kumumanikidza (pasina kupukunyuka kuseka) kuitira kuti atye. Hazvina kudikanwa kusvika pakutyisidzira kwemuviri, asi "ndiudze kwaunogara" ichave yakakwana kusimudza kusawirirana.
kurova mota
Foni prank mazano: iyo yakarova mota
Kuti iyi prank yefoni ibudirire, anogamuchira runhare anofanira kunge aine mota. Uye tizivise rezinesi plate yako. Pfungwa iyi kuda kukuvadzwa nekurohwa kana tsaona yekufungidzira yaitwa nemotokari yedu. Isu tinofanirwa kuve takakomba kuti iwe utende zvatiri kukuudza:
-Kugona. Ndiri kufona nezvekatsamba kawasiya pahwindo remota yangu kachiti wamurova.
"Mati sei?" Chinyorwa? Kana ndisati ndamborohwa nemota...
"Handei tione, ndine katsamba pano kane nhamba dzake dzenhare pamwe neplate remota yake." Uri kundiudza kuti hauna mhosva?
-Izvi hazvigone kuve, iwe unofanirwa kunge uchivhiringa.
"Ko handiti ndiro plate yemota yako?"
- Hongu, asi kwete ini ...
—Zvakanaka, tarisai, ndinozivisa mapurisa uye munopa tsananguro kwavari.
Iwe unogona kutambanudza joke chero bedzi mumwe munhu kune rumwe rutivi rwefoni anogona kutora. Kana kuti sungirira uchiita kunge wakatsamwa kwazvo uye uchisiya mutauri wedu asina chokwadi. Mapurisa achauya kuzogadzirisa kusanzwisisana here?
Kudzima kwemagetsi
Foni prank mazano: kudzimwa kwemagetsi
A joke kubvisa mabhokisi kune avo vanotambura. Uye ndizvozvo hapana anofarira kudzimwirwa magetsi kumba. Iyi prank inogona zvakare kuridzwa nekutyisidzira kuchekwa kwemvura kana gasi, asi kuzivisa a kudzimwa kwemagetsi inonyanya kushanda, nokuti inobata chiedza. Hongu, kuva anovimbika, pamusoro pekuve nekugadzikana uye simba rekutendiswa, tichafanirwa kubata mamwe mafungidziro emutauro wehunyanzvi uye wekutonga. Muenzaniso unogona kuva uyu:
-Masikati, ndiri kufona kubva kuX, subcontractor wekambani yako yemagetsi. Mangwanani ano tanga tichitarisa mita yako uye takwanisa kuona kuti yakakanganiswa, nekutumira kune imwe imba. Unozviziva here nezvekusarongeka uku?
-Ini hapana chandinonzwisisa, handina kushandisa mita.
"Hamusi kuba magetsi kune mumwe muvakidzani here?"
-Asi rinotii? Iwe urikukanganisa, ini hapana chandakabata.
'Ndine urombo, asi ndinosungirwa kuzivisa kambani yenyu yemagetsi. Kana iyo mita ichikanganiswa, iyo inopa ichagurwa.
"Vachandidzimira magetsi here?" Hazvingadaro, kunofanira kunge kuri kusanzwisisa.
Une chekutaura here pakuzvidzivirira?
- Mira, usaite chero chinhu, izvi zvinoda kujekeswa.
Kana panguva ino hatisati taputika nekuseka, tinogona kuedza simbisa nzungu zvishoma pane yedu murombo akabatwa, kuitora kusvika painogumira:
—Inzwa, ndinofunga kuti kubira vavakidzani vako magetsi kwakaipa. Ndichanyora maonero ako mushumo. Uyezve, iyi imhosva zvakare. Chinhu chiri kuzosviba zvakanyanya.
Mubairo wemakwikwi
Nhare dzemajee mazano: mubairo wemakwikwi
Imwe jee rekare: iwe unofanirwa kutevedzera mutsigiri wenhepfenyuro (chirongwa chakagadzirwa, hongu) uye uudze munhu wedu kuti nhamba yake yefoni yakasarudzwa chero nguva yemakwikwi. Panogona kunge paine, semuenzaniso, chiuru cheeuro chiri panjodzi kana iwe ukawana mhinduro kunhevedzano yemibvunzo yakapusa. Kuti anogamuchira runhare atitende, tichafanira kutaura semuratidziri chaiye.
Nejee iri tinogona kuita kuti nyakubhinywa abatidzwe rondedzero isingaperi yemibvunzo iri nyore: Chii chinonzi guta guru reSpain, ndeapi mavara ari polar bears, chii hafu yechina ... Achave akarurama mumwe mushure meumwe (iwe unofanirwa kuva nemibvunzo yakawanda yakagadzirirwa). Zvinokwanisika kuti mushure memhinduro makumi maviri, unotanga kuona kuti mumwe munhu ari kudhonza gumbo rako.